africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

pylade:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ manipulation

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ mindgames

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ murder

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick